Eva Mendes
a celebrity who is one that is beyond the hotness of the sun. has been in many films and many photo shoots, only to appear in s-xy outfits, such as lingerie.
to be used as a compliment.
one of the best compliments in the world to compare how hot someone is.
if that person is not hot, they are the opposite of eva mendes.
“hey… um i think you’re hot…” boy smiles as he spoke to his crush.
“really? how hot?” girl gets curious.
“like eva mendes hot!!!!”
“awww <3" next day they go out. boy looks at a girl. "you're the opposite of eva mendes. someone who's the opposite of eva mendes shouldn't live...." girl kills herself.
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