when everything’s working out a-okay!
“my new tv show is starting a new season, i have a party tonight, and my internet connection has been restored! everything’s coming up waters.”
br–sts, b–bs “my goodness, brenda. you have a smashing pair of jumboolies.””thanks, roy.” “so this girl was walkin’ down the street with these m-ssive jumboolies just out for the whole world to see and i had to look. i just had to.”
- Jum Cream
a creamy white substance that oozes from jumbie’s dong-gor when holdsy touches it softly… with his nose. hahaha! look at ole holdsmobile with all the jum cream on his forehead!!!
- scrotum bucket
a woman that inserts 7 or more d-ld-s in her the stripper is a scr-t-m bucket
- scrubby kid force field
a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. it is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. the female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds […]
- Just like school in July
in american term-times, july is the time when children don’t have school. thus someone who’s just like school in july has no cl-ss. “dude you’re just like school in july: no cl-ss.”