ex-boyfriend disease, otherwise known as pompous -ss disease. warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. there are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. if you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
woman: i ran into roger today..
woman’s friend: that b-st-rd! and you had just stopped having diarrhea.
woman: i know…i tried to run but he was too fast. next thing i know, i have the sudden urge to live in australia and go to the bathroom.
woman’s friend: you poor thing, i know quite a bit how you feel. i contracted ex-boyfriend disease from jake a year ago. the diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
the feeling when a person believes in so many conspiracy theories nothing seems real to them anymore. have you seen bob? since he got into that flat earth he’s in a full on conspiral!
a useless youtuber with terrible laptop and graphics d-mn majorleaguenarwhal back at it again with ur microwave pc
- trump rope
to move or finesse in a clumsy manner. the president’s health care policy has been a clumsy trump rope.
unusual by name an unusual by nature, but only in a good way. independent, strong and a trendsetter she is the bomb that girl is so cool, she must be a sharlane!!
a hot and s-xy guy. he always gives girls there night to remember!!!! oh yessssss yes yianny yes