exdar
a specific form of radar, it is the uncanny ability to know the worst time to try and jump back into an ex’s life and make them feel awkward.
1: “she totally just dumped me man”
2: “that sucks dude.”
-ring ring-
2: “who’s that?”
1: “it’s my ex-girlfriend.”
2: “whoa. weird timing.”
1: “i know! i swear she has exdar!”
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