exhaust f-cker, someone who will finger or f-ck literally anything with a hole
do you see martin? he’s up carols chuffer even though she’s an absolute dump truck, what an exhaust f-cker
- roseberry poo
a bl–dy sh-t. usualy after an unfortunate series of blood farts. trevor: hey matt did you try some food? matt:i did but they gave me the roseberry poo. trevor: -dies-
love of my life that boy is the lomf.
- can i ride
someone asking can they sit on a man’s p-n-s/d-ck and move around on it, like in a very s-xual way 1) him: you’re a lawn and i wanna f-ck you so badly! her: can i ride? i’ll let you should punish me 😏😉😋😍
- because nope
a phrase to describe a response to a question that doesn’t require or need an elegant explanation. pretty much the go-to response to any question you don’t want to answer. friend 1: hey man! wanna go to that one club? friend 2: nah. friend 1: wtf? why not? friend 2: because nope!
- ashton kucher
an -sshole that does commercials for t-mobile but secretly uses sprint behind their back. blames and despises all those for anything of light and potential circ-mstances that involve growth, an end that doesn’t end and whatever begs for a belief beyond what makes them comfortable. likes small b-tts and he cannot lie. is also addicted […]