Existatron
noun; a person from your past that you haven’t thought about in so long that when they come across your mind one day, for whatever reason, you question if they actually existed.
-you’ll never guess who appeared in my dream last night. taylor moffit.
-taylor moffit? d-mn. i forgot he even existed.
-i know, total existatron.
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