a case of herpes so severe, the second the pants are removed-
man: that doesn’t look hygienic…oh sh-t. -m-ssive explosion-
woman: sorry, i guess i should’ve warned you about my explosive herpes. might want to get that checked out now…soon.
the act of loosing control over one’s balance due to hopping up and down on one foot after stubbing the large toe. person a: -stubs toe- ow!! -begins jumping up and down- (moments later) -thud- person b: oh my gosh, are you ok? what happened? person a: uhm… nothing. person b: what are you doing […]
a ugandan exclamation used to express disgust, popularised by pastor dr. martin ssempa. i mean, look at these guys! bishop… aargh, estadafulaizaha!
the complete rational fear of blenders. my really good friend has blendaphobia.
- coconut creampie
an in depth s-x maneuver when a man sh-ts(coco-) on his b-lls(-nut), then c-ms on them(cream-), and finally shoves his b-lls into a v-g-n-(-pie). the coconut cream b-lls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect. jennifer: what did you say he did with his b-lls? betsy: he gave me a […]
explaining how high you were the day before. dude i was f-ck-ng blemed last night bro.