eyelid inventory
when you are tossing and turning in your sleep. you keep your eyes shut but the brain traffic won’t stop and all those people talking in your head are inviting more people over. pretty soon you have to take stock of the situation otherwise the cranial inventory is out of your control and your brain might explode. eyelid inventory is the only way to keep the situation on your level. you may not sleep but your chaos is organized.
and your pillow case is clean in the morning
after a full night on the town and ignoring her am deadlines, demonica crashed on her bed only to find sleep was illusive and decided to do some eyelid inventory to avert the inevitable mental trainwreck.
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