eyobed
a d-ck at times but he is a funny guy who has a very dirty mind and he has no money at all. he thinks he is cool but is not cool at all. he only sits with girls at lunch.
“ hey who is that he looks poor?”
“oh that’s eyobed, he’s pretty funny and has a really dirty mind. he is fun to hang out with.”
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