face fomo
face fomo is a more isolated and intense type of fomo (fear of missing out) in regard to someone’s face. it is typically coupled with crying into one’s pillow or eating excessive bowls of blue bell homemade vanilla ice cream. the only cure is staring at the object’s face for which the face fomo exists for extended amounts of time without blinking.
jocelyn formed a severe case of face fomo for her bae when she went overseas for a 6 month study abroad in trinkantabala.
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