facebake
that pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can’t see straight. you’re no longer high, you’re facebaked.
person 1: dude, what happened to jimmy?
person 2: he’s totally facebaked man.
facebake – 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.
“i facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time.”
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