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• Facebook Backup

  people who take the sides of their closest friends in arguments on facebook regardless of the topic. most commonly occurs among ex bfs/gfs and their respective cliques. (fb picture of sam’s ex gf monica grinding on some dude) sam: wow, i see you’ve been staying cl-ssy. kate: hahaha yeah right d-ck, bet you wish you […]

• Facebook Calendar

  your facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is… constantly reminding you that “it’s definately a monday”, or “still-a-monday-tuesday”, or “hump day wednesday”, or “almost-there-thursday” or “tgif!”. often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet. dude 1: […]

• Facebook Display of Affection

  when -ssholes feel the need to share their love with all of their facebook contacts, much to everyone else’s dismay. -sshole #1 missin u like crazy! 1 second ago • comment • like -sshole #2 likes this. -sshole #2 me 2! can’t wait to c u l8r on 2nite, s-xy! xoxo ♥ friend who has […]

• Facial Pruning

  the act of deleting, editing, re-doing or hiding information on your facebook, so as to not appear sloppy, disheveled, or inappropriate. joe: hey bro, what’s up with your facebook? there’s mad ugly chicks on your wall! matt: yea i know, i gotta do some serious facial pruning this weekend. sheila: yo why do you still […]

• fa(da)q

  frequently asked dumb -ss questions- self explanatory something every box office should have person 1: why am i so fat person 2: well it certainly isn’t because of the fact you eat fast food 12 times a week and get the most workout from taking a dump. ^ just one of lifes fa(da)q

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