Facebook Bitch


someone who writes malicious and b-tchy statuses on facebook which are so obviously directed at someone that they might aswell of just tagged them in it.
billy: “did you see janes status last night?!”
chaz: “yeah that was blantently about me, she’s a facebookb-tch!!!”
a person, probably a woman, who puts way too much information on her facebook page.
i now know everything about that facebook b-tch.
a female or male;prepherably a female. a person you meet on facebook, chat and inbox for a long period of time and then finally meet up, you hook up with “facebook b-tch” just once. after the hook up you block her/him and ignore them afterwords.
jim: so how was your night?
bill: i had a fantastic night with a facebook b-tch 🙂

jim: nice
bill: yes, blocked that broad right after i got it in!
a dude who spends 24×7 with facebook detached to outside world.
girl 1: this guys is a facebook b-tch.
girl 2: you mean b-tching with facebook? :p
a person you know who declines to add you on facebook for no apparent reason.

you decline to add somebody on facebook based on no apparent reason.
john didn’t add me on facebook, that facebook b-tch
a person that is desperate enough, to go out with someone they met though facebook, without seeing them in person.
you little facebook b-tch, look at her, shes 47 with love handels.

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