Facebook Cravings
when you have deactivated or deleted your facebook account for a long period of time and still have the urge to create a new one/ activate your old one again so you can listen to others complain. this is common in ex-facebook wh-r-s. it is very close to facebook withdrawl in that you will sometimes not be able to function without thinking about liking or commenting someones status.
boy 1: dude, today makes a year of facebook sobriety
boy 2: this requires a one-year facebook sobriety coin chip. do you take facebook cash?
boy 1: dude… weak…
boy 2:haha facebook cravings.
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