Facebook Faggot

someone who: likes their own statuses, adds so many friends in one day that the account disables itself from adding more people, actually jacks off to other people’s photos, tries to chat with you when your offline, has 10 statuses in one day, likes a page and then talks sh-t about it under the comments, likes justin beiber’s page, thinks he’s a smart -ss and types in “1st to comment under pages comments, says their the 1st to comment and they actually aren’t, comments “like” instead of actually liking the status, stalks other people’s photos constantly, has had facebook for longer than a year and still doesn’t have a profile picture, draws p-n-ses as their status, comments “add me” under pages comments, actually adds those people, has the notes box available and does not have any written down, only uses facebook for the games, actually sits their after updating their status and actually waits for someone to comment on it and then they comment back 5 seconds later, and thinks life is facebook
the facebook f-ggot actually jacked off to the midget’s profile picture!!!

interesting fact: if facebook was a country, it would have the 3rd largest population
someone who’s life is facebook and never turns the computer off for a fear of a missed notice.
guy: let’s go to the party
-ss: no dude im already attending it on facebook
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guy: get the f-ck off facebook
-ss: no dude i just need to go on for a little bit
guy: you were just on 4 minutes ago
-ss: shut up
guy:facebook f-ggot
a person who likes every page, and joins every group.
“g-d, everyday, that facebook f-ggot george has 600 new pages that he is a fan of.
a person who chronicles their daily minutia on facebook while believing that someone out there really gives a sh-t
teresa is such a facebook f-ggot i know when she’s ovulating.
a facebook f-ggot is someone who spends all day on facebook whining about everything, saying gay or dumb-ss coutes, or posting the stupidest sh-t. they will often say things that are copied from others to get likes or they will say things such as “why does this always happen to me?” when they complain about things in their life its because they have no friends except for the ones on facebook. they are really annoying in real life because they only talk about
facebook.
“clint always puts gay quotes on facebook, he is a facebook f-ggot.”
“wow clint is such a facebook f-ggot he is always whinging.”
someone who: likes their own statuses, adds so many friends in one day that the account disables itself from adding more people, actually jacks off to other people’s photos, tries to chat with you when your offline, has 10 statuses in one day, likes a page and then talks sh-t about it under the comments, likes justin beiber’s page, thinks he’s a smart -ss and types in “1st to comment under pages comments, says their the 1st to comment and they actually aren’t, comments “like” instead of actually liking the status, stalks other people’s photos constantly, has had facebook for longer than a year and still doesn’t have a profile picture, draws p-n-ses as their status, comments “add me” under pages comments, actually adds those people, has the notes box available and does not have any written down, only uses facebook for the games, actually sits their after updating their status and actually waits for someone to comment on it and then they comment back 5 seconds later, and thinks life is facebook
the facebook f-ggot actually jacked off to the midget’s profile picture!!!

interesting fact: if facebook was a country, it would have the 3rd largest population
when someone (more often a girl) posts absolute sh-t online on a daily basis. this person often whines about their life, almost everyday. the regular bystander will witness this stupidity on his or her newsfeed daily. this f-ggotry will go on for eternity if not blocked.
fb f-ggot: “i hate life.”

-1 hour later-

fb f-ggot: “everything is ok now. i luv my friends! <3" -2 hours later- fb f-ggot: "how could he do this? i thought we had somethin. wat an -sshole." a regular day for all of the facebook f-ggots -listens to a song- "oh my gosh, i should post these sh-tty lyrics on my wall! then, people might think the lyrics are about me! i just want to let people how horrible my taste in music is." fb lyric f-ggot: "ur insecure. dont kno wat 4. <3" commenter: "okay, please stop posting lyrics. no one gives a sh-t about those lyrics. no one. not even your mother." fb lyric f-ggot: "omg just ignore me then. stupid." commenter: "wow, i'm surprised your reply wasn't from a song."