facebook fever
noun:
the uncontrollable urge to check one’s facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.
sam: “dude, you’ve been on the computer for four hours reloading the same page. don’t you have a final exam tomorrow?”
kyle: “facebook fever.”
sam: “no one has posted on your wall in days.”
kyle: “how do you know? they could have posted in between now and the last time that i reloaded the page!”
aka facebook addict. the period right after somebody joins facebook and becomes really obsessed and goes on all the time; always chats; always the first commenter on all pictures and statuses.
1: omg u havent been on facebook recently!! r u ok????? were u sick????
2: dude. i was on yesterday. u’ve got facebook fever.
the unwavering addiction to facebook, or any other social network that makes you check your page multiple times a day
1. dude, i just got another message on facebook!!
seriously man, i think you have facebook fever…
2. facebook wh-r-s have facebook fever!
when you open up a new internet browser and without meaning to, you type in f and press enter.
dude, i thought we were working on the -ssignment?
sorry bro, i’ve just got facebook fever…
an epidemic worse than small pox, h1n1, the black plauge, and charlie sheen. symptons: checking facebook like twice an hour or more, wanting to suddenly and generally at the most random moments, get on facebook to see if kyle xy excepted your friend request, getting awful urges in your sleep to play farmville and tend to your virtual cactus on cactusworld.
treatments: watch the facebook song by some british dude, realize it’s true, delete your facebook, check into a nunnery where thet don’t have the internet.
i hope this helps. and please remember that you are not alone. rehab isn’t just for alcoholics, druggies, and s-x addicts, it’s also for facebook fever.
disclamer: if this offended anyone due to it’s truth,please just ignore it and get on with your life. charlie sheen is great and it sounded funny up there if that offends anyone. rehab and nuns are good things and i do not personally hate either, again it was just because it sounded funny and fit. thanks for reading!
girl:oh my gosh! it’s been nearly 3 seconds and no one has messaged, poked, or thrown a sheep at me! i’m so unpopular now!
person with girl: dear lord. girl, just shut up you need help you’re infected with facebook fever!
boy: oooh, the fake ashley tisdale, and slightly trashy and 100% fake vannesa hudgins friended me!
boy’s mom:hun, we can get play dates or whatever you 40 year olds do on sat-rday nights. you don’t need this facebook cr-p anymore.
boy:…
doctor: ma’am, she is infected. with. facebook. fever.
mom:-in tears- what do i do?
doctor:delete the account, make her go to therapy, and grab the robatusin. it fixes everything. everything!
when someone gets a facebook and becomes addicted to it. dealing with anything from farmville, updating status, commenting liking status, and stalking celebrities. stalking daniel tosh does not count as having facebook fever because he is gay and it just means your gay. usually lasts for only a week or so, but some people have a low tolerence and their cases of facebook fever have been permanent.
wow that hot girl hu just got a facebook sure has facebook fever
“wow that guy sure has facebook fever”, no he doesnt he liked daniel tosh’s page he is just gay
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