facebook forward
the common practice of displaying exceedingly attractive pictures of oneself on facebook or other online community; the pictures are often disproportionately flattering compared to the individual’s looks in real life.
jeff agrees to meet debbie after a month of online chatting. he’s mostly motivated by her smoking hot online pictures. when they finally meet, she has 3 teeth (2 in her pocket) and an adam’s apple. she had obviously been putting her facebook forward.
when hot gurls on facebook turnout to be ugly -ss in life.
dees cheek online on the face-book. i has seen her after jacking to her hot profil pics. denn ey eez like “lets hang out beetch.” and shes like yup. then i bang her place and shes looking like whuuu? looked like my grandmas dog. omg. it turns out she had made herself facebook forward.
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