Facebook grammar
the type of grammar used on facebook, where words such as ‘lyk’, ‘dis’ and ‘dem’ are not acceptable, but full stops, capital letters and capitalizing the letter ‘i’ are not necessary. in some cases, the words ‘you’ and ‘are’ can be shortened to ‘u’ and ‘r’, but only in moderation.
whoa man come one, use some facebook grammar at least
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