facebook job
liking or commenting every post visible on someone’s facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved.
“it looks like cathy’s really into him. she gave him a facebook job.”
“an fj, already? they’ve known each other, what, a week?”
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