facebook lizard
if facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. when you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. they are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
she is such a facebook lizard! i want to tell her that i am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
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