facebook-lovers
people who share their undying love for each other over facebook with no regard to their friends’ news feeds. they say the most cliché things that they wouldn’t even say in person to each other, but they do on facebook.
random facebook user: wow, kelsie and blake are the most annoying facebook-lovers. have they heard of a phone? they are completely ruining my news feed with what looks to be love letters written by children.
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