Facebook necrologist
a person who never misses a chance to post a “r.i.p. insert name” status update in facebook as soon as any celebrity dies.
my news feed is full of f-cking facebook necrologists updating me on amy winehouse’s death for 38th time in the last 2 hours.
someone who goes through your old posts and photos on facebook and comments on them, resulting in a large chain of spam which usually contain vulgar terms directed at this necrologist.
oh my god frank is such a facebook necrologist, he gave me 50 notifications and everyone who got em too is p-ssed as f-ck at him!!!
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