Facebook Tumbleweed
the awkward emotion felt by onlooker, when someone writes what they think to be an amusing or exciting facebook update, and no one responds.
cindy – ‘comment on this post and i will write you a lovely message!’
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no response….
everyone else who saw this – ‘wow! that was some serious facebook tumbleweed!’
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