Facebook Whoredom


a person who is constantly on facebook, whether its to tell the world how bad they’re feeling, or if the sky is still blue…. done out of sheer boredom, and it helps to be a facebook wh-r-. hence facebook wh-r-dom
suzie rotten crotch was debating on which shoes to wear with her hooker attire, so she thought she would post a question on her facebook page asking which shoes she should wear, either the blue hooker shoes or the red…..

with her pimp in the next room on facebook, he sees her post he yells ” yo b-tch, you must be suffering from some facebook wh-r-dom…. get yo -ss on the street and make me some money!’

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