facebook widow


a) the spouse of a facebook addict, not usually referring to a facebooker

b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who’s spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing
samantha: have you talked to jill lately?
roberta: no, she’s too busy with the kids now that she’s a facebook widow.

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