facebooker
a high school or college student that spends an exceptional amount of time posting and browsing on facebook; usually spending more than a half-hour a day on facebook.
i could tell a guy on my floor was a facebooker when he was wasting hours of his time a day posting on facebook.
origin: portmanteau of facebook and hooker. circa 2006
1. a person who friend-request strangers and use wallposts as a way to meet new people
2. a person who spends obscene amounts of time on facebook, waiting for a new message/wall post and replies to messages immediately hoping the recipient hasn’t logged off yet
3. a person who frequently changes their facebook status so that they will appear on their friend’s home screen
4. a person who will make pointless posts on their friends’ walls to elicit more posts on their own walls in order to appear more popular
5. a person who feels depressed when he/she doesn’t receive a facebook notification for an hour.
steve- “this girl looks really popular. she gets wall posts every 10 minutes.”
joe- “no, she’s just a facebooker. she has never met half of those people, and she is initiating every wall-to-wall conversation.”
the person who uses facebook.
a: are you a facebooker?
b: yes i am.
a: how much time do you spend on facebook daily?
b: well, around three hours.
1. anyone who uses facebook.com.
2. facebook+hooker someone who uses facebook to find s-x partners
1. wow. nik has really been using his computer a lot lately. he must have become a facebooker like the millions around the world.
2. mike- “jannette really needs help. she had s-x with some random dude last night.”
james- “yeah, she’s a facebooker.”
one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone’s status and their conversations with others.
michael webb always knows when i update my status on facebook. he is such a facebooker.
cool person who realizes mysp-ce sucks and just wants web presence to keep in touch with friends.
mysp-ce is ghey, so i’m a facebooker now.
1. person or ent-ty that is not necessarily a facebook stalker but absolutely a constant facebook user.
2. person or ent-ty that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.
due to his constant use of facebook, we would definitely refer to him as a facebooker.
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