failtacular
a fail so epic it can almost be considered a win.
person 1 – “how the h-ll did you manage to slam halfway through your roof dude?”
person 2 – “i dunno…”
person 1 – “that’s beyond ridiculous. you’ve failed on an epic scale bro”
person 3 – “you slammed a car halfway through your roof man?! that’s friggin failtacular!”
adj. –a status of fail, derived from the words “fail”, and “spectacular”. this is the second highest rank of failing, next to epic fail, and can be used to describe:
a: a single, godly fail, though the more common term for this is a more severe “epic fail”.
b: a string of consecutive failures, normally to the amus-m-nt of onlookers.
“dude, your drawing of a duck looks like a second string patriots qb…it’s so failtacular!”
“fail, double fail, multifail, failing spree, failtacular.”
a fail so epic it’s almost a win.
– holy sh-t! did u c what mike did?
– yeah, how in the f-ck did he fail that bad?
– i know man, it wuz failtacular
a fail so epic, it’s almost a win.
“i drove my car through a house, and somehow, i ended up on the roof. it was a failtacular.”
“i managed to stick my d-ck in the toaster and pee out of my bread. it was a failtacular.”
a fail so epic its almost a win.
my friend crashed his car into his house, so i told him he was a failtacular
a fail so epic its almost a win
tyler: i love the song “somebody like you” by the scorpions.
me: it’s “no one like you.”
tyler: no it’s not.
me: yeah it is.
tyler: you know what? i’ll ask my mom. mom, is it “somebody like you” or “no one like you.”
mom: “no one like you.”
tyler: oh you’re right it’s “n-body like you.”
me: actually it’s “no one like you.”
tyler: no you’re wrong!!!! let me ask my mom again. mom?!
mom: yeah it’s “no one like you.”
tyler: what the @#^$!
me: wow tyler, failtacular.
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