Failure Bowl
this is an expression that people use when things don’t go right. can be used as a witty reply to someone or used to admit a mistake you made. also used to express sympathy when something goes wrong to someone else.
use instead of “your problem”.
derived from the noun “failure bowl” a bowl of comfort food that should not be consumed if you are on a diet. one would eat a failure bowl if they are upset about a mistake.
example 1
person 1: by mistake i just formatted my hard drive.
person 2: that’s a big failure bowl. your problem
example 2
i just had a crime scene in my pants because my tampon leaked. failure bowl.
example 3
person 1: (trips on stairs)
person 2: that’s a failure bowl
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