fake hot
describes girls that are hot, but are only hot because they use non-natural means to become ‘hot’ i.e. excessive tanning, excessive hair bleaching, liposuction, tons of makeup, etc.
guy 1 > dude, that girl is hot!
guy 2 > yeah i guess, look at the tan job she got….she’s fake hot!
i like girls that are hot, not fake hot.
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