fake one for the team
to pretend to have fun at a boring event where everybody else seems to be having a blast
(also useful during orgies when you can’t -rg-sm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)
i was sober at the reception and missing my girlfriend. needless to say, i faked one for the team.
maybe i should consider a monogamous relationship. i keep having to fake one for the team at all those furry parties.
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