scrub rock


the anthems of scrubs (see scrub ) the incredibly generic music mostly appreciated by the kids in jrotc who grow p-b-rty mustaches and hug their girls in the hallway like they’re about to go to afghanistan. also enjoyed by the people who think small towns are a great place to never leave and by juggalos when they aren’t listening to icp. the most noteworthy examples are as follows: nickelback, creed, seether, daughtry, three days grace, hinder, etc. more commonly known as b-tt rock or trash metal or even “post-grunge” by those who try and justify this genre of music is even worth a non-condescending t-tle. popular among blue collar americans as they lack the taste to appreciate anything they didn’t hear on the radio in the mid 2000s whilst hanging out at the local walmart.
hey man, can i use the aux chord?

yeah, just don’t play any f-cking scrub rock.

oh come on, you know i don’t sleep with my sister bro.

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