fake-organized
when your room looks neat and clean, but in reality under your couch/bed, and in your closet (or other hiding nooks) is an absolute atrocity. usually occurs with people who were once organized but no longer have the time anymore.
“your room doesn’t even look any different after 8 hours?”
“hah nope because usually my room is fake-organized but there is a ton of cr-p under my couch and in my closet..but no its ‘real’-organized”
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