not to be confused with the attack used by popular nintendo character captain falcon, falcon kicking is when a man quickly sticks his foot up another man’s gluteus maximus while screaming falcon kick! at the top of his lungs. this usually results in the tearing of the -n-l tissue and bleeding but for some this turns them on even more. right now this fetish is huge in j-pan because every weird and creepy fetish is huge in j-pan.
bob: i’m gonna falcon kick you so hard billy.
billy: ahhhh so good!
-m-ssive -rg-sm and blood squirts-
billy: we should do falcon kicking every day! now get a mop, i’m starting to flood the floor with all the blood coming out of my b-tt
when you c-m in your hand and throw it in a english mans tea i came in my hand and threw it in this posh f-ggots tea he got so flamoyned
- maple rumbled
when a man and a woman use maple syrup as a lubricant for -n-l s-x. this is a common act in canada. “eh guy, i just maple rumbled your mother. she was sweet and sticky. her -n-s that is.”
overly compet-tive with things that don’t matter, and people really don’t care about. girl: why are you so compet-tous when it comes to car subwoofers? guy: i needed fifteens to make my geo metro the sh-t!
- arm cart
the basket at a grocery store. we don’t need a shopping cart; just grab an arm cart
excessively long shorts, usually the basketball variety that hang down past the shins. capris for men, hence mapris how can he play hoops with his mapris’ hanging down to his shoe tops?