False Piss
when you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. you then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarr-ssed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your p-n-s
guy 1- “what took you so long in the bathroom”
guy 2- “dude i walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so i had to take a false p-ss.”
guy 1- “awe man thats the worst”
guy 2- ” yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. awkward…..”
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