Family First
a right-wing conservative christian political party in australia. they are open about forcing christianity onto every citizen, and expect everyone to obey jesus christ.
they are quite open in their bigotry and h-m-phobia, refusing to align with h-m-s-xuals at all, and vote according to what their god tells them to, despite the fact australia has a freddom of religion clause in the const-tution.
guy: hey, i’m a gay man who likes to think for myself and believe in science.
family first: sinner! you sinner! you’re going to h-ll! but first we’ll make sure you have no rights, blashpemer! heathen! you’ll burn on earth before you burn in h-ll! how dare you no believe in my jesus! who do you think you are having your own beliefs?! how dare you expect to believe what you want! you don’t have that right and we’ll force jesus on you!!!
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