fan your boner
relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there’s no reason for alarm, it’s all going to turn out okay. also, don’t count your chickens, and don’t -ssume that s-x is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.
dude, fan your b-n-r. she was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.
okay, okay. fan your b-n-r. there’s gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.
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