Fandaji
when someone eats a heavy spicy curry last night, in the morning he decides to do a sh-te (poo) and it sings like a m-th-rf-cker.
guy1: -does a poo-
guy1: ah f-cking h-ll ma -rs- is burning
guy3: you’re having a fandaji!!
#scotland #curry #sting #hangover #b-m #poo #sh-te #sh-t #jalapeño #stinky
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