Fanny Rag
(slang) sanitary towel
legend has it back in ye olde days that rags were literally used to mop up the lovely red blobby v-g-n-l discharge as all those marvellous contraptions we have today with their wings, crystal cores and scents (usually floral)did not exist. apparently, they were called f-nny rags before the more ‘socially acceptable’ term of sanitary towel was coined.
ssshhhiiittt!! i’m flooding through, p-ss me a f-nny rag.
oooh, its like the bursting of the aswan dam down there, p-ss me a f-nny rag.
i used to use tw-t rats, but they ain’t all that when you bleed for seven days and don’t die. i prefer f-nny rags.
f-nny rags are great! if you ever spill a pint of juice, it will mop it up in seconds!! (this is true, i discovered this when i was 10. f-ck the claims bounty kitchen roll makes, a f-nny rag is far more effective)
i one saw a woman wipe her kids nose with a f-nny rag at ‘les pyramides’ in paris in 2006. that poor kid will soon realise in a few years that it wasn’t ‘some sort of special tissue’
a sanitary towel, used for mopping up f-nny spew.
i’m gonna pop to the lav honey, my f-nny rag is drenched
1) an individual bearing a physical/practical/philosophical resemblance to a failed menstrual defence instrument.
2) a disreputable publiation eg) kerrang/c-ntrag/f-nnyrag.
och aye, tha agnes i’a f-nnyrag
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