when someone with a fart fetish (one who is erotically & s-xually fixated with farts/farting) fantasizes and/or m-st-rb-t-s to their object of fixation farting, they do not focus on the stench of the fart but of the noise made by the person p-ssing gas, both from the -n-s and the erotic moaning they may add to simulate extreme pleasure during the act. this term can also stand for the actual act of one farting into the face of another – such as during face sitting, -ss worship or stink facing; the person “receiving” gas is, more than likely, focusing on the previously mentioned factors and not the smell itself. hence the name – “fantasy fart”: there’s no way you can’t smell somebody p-ssing gas – it is, more or less, a “fantasy”.
1) adam m-st-rb-t-d as he fantasized about carla mounting his face, blowing a fantasy fart upon him.
2) marisa squatted above julio’s head, fantasy farting as she lowered her booty to face sit upon him.
- Fark Off
a variation of the word f-ck off it is a colloquial term used primarily by southern english farmers but many more cantankerous persons from the region do also use it. in general it is a popoular term for humankinds who consider themselves “grumpy bastads” eg; those who feel querulous and lackadaisical toward others to the […]
the beaverguin is a hybrid mythological creature that combines the body parts of a beaver and a penguin. because a living beaverguin has never been seen, artistic renderings show it to be built of a penguin’s torso, a beaver’s tail, and a combination of both beaver and penguin characteristics that make up the head. half […]
- Finger Frenzy
an online flash game to test how fast you can type the alphabet. (guy) awesome! i just got 3.45 on finger frenzy! (dude) big deal! i got 2.21 before.
a wicked sick combat pvp rogue on perenolde wow server. reaganomix just oooowned….
- rebound guy
a guy who thinks he’s gotten lucky since an attractive girl with a low self esteem decides to be with him. in reality, the girl is only dating him because she’s trying get over another guy (a.k.a. she’s “on the rebound”). the opposite/converse of this would be a rebound chick. cynical friend 1: what the […]