Fap-a-saurus Rex
this is another usage of the word “fap”, which means to m-st-rb-t-. there are three distinct levels of fapping and fap-a-saurus rex is the most extreme. it is someone who m-st-rb-t-s constantly, during every waking and non-waking moment. this is a person whose hand you never want to shake. this is the type of person who does not eat, shower, or sleep, because it takes them away from fapping.
joe schmoe: “dude, have you seen bill recently?”
tim f-ckis: “yeah about three weeks ago. that’s when he became a fap-a-saurus rex.”
joe schmoe: “d-mn, so that means he does nothing but fap? not even eat or sleep? and i thought i was bad being a fap master”
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