fapmare


a combination of “fap” and “nightmare”. a revolting/uns-xy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/-rg-sm
mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.

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