Fappulence
when a man is bored like they so often are on a day off and the wife or girlfriend is at work and he is alone with the computer and millions of p-rn sites. the man will m-st-rb-t- not once or twice but maybe 18 or 18 times in an 8 or 10 hour span to the point where he can’t -j-c-l-t- any further and possibly results in blisters.
man “dude can i come over and play xbox?”
dude ‘sure, why?’
man “i had a day off work and the wifey wants to get cozy and cuddly but i got fappulence! she’ll know somethings up!”
dude ‘oh sh-t son! come over then.’
the stench one gets when you over indulge yourself in self pleasure.
that dudes been watching a lot of p-rn you can smell his fappulence from across the room
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