far tar


hoosier for “fire tower”, this is a very tall steel structure in the forest. the “ire” is difficult for hoosiers (people from indiana) to pr-nounce as has long been speculated to be a result of inbreeding. the inability lies in the vowel followed by an “r”. similarly, the hoosier will pr-nounce the word oil as “oral” and washing machine as “warshing machine”.
“me and leslie climbed the far tar last night and f-cked”

“isn’t leslie your sister?”

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