Farmer Five
television channels available over an antenna. traditionally in the usa these are nbc, abc, cbs, fox, and pbs, which were the only tv channels available out in the country prior to directv.
– did you see what happened on breaking bad?
– no, sorry, i only get the farmer five.
definition: when one goes to give a high-five, but dodges and goes for the chest.
history: kid at our school named farmer did this at school. this lead to his de-election as student body president and cause of great hilarity.
guy 1: wow, that girl has a nice chest.
guy2: yeah, i would like to farmer five her and get a feel of her b–b.
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