real short stubby fingers that has callouses all over. very nice on the p-n-s.
“touch mah d-ck with them farmer hands!!”
a hater. she loves hating on everyone. stay away from her. she may eat your food too with her greedy self. deniyah fix your leave out girl.
- ruptured *n*s
you know that moment when you are going up a ramp on your bicycle, and then when you fall back down your -sshole gets penetrated by the bicycle seat? yeah that’s how you get a ruptured -n-s. i was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until i got a ruptured -n-s. i had to […]
- klepto f*cking
the act of having a one night stand at a stranger’s house, then before the owner of the house wakes up, stealing something from their property and leaving. have you heard? jessica got caught klepto-f-cking.
- c*m ninja
a very stealthy motherf-cker that blows a load before you know it. jesus, that was one c-m ninja. a very stealthy motherf-cker that blows a load before you know it. jesus, that was one c-m ninja.
- spengle trunt
another word for a woman’s v-g-n- my spengle trunt hurts