farmstyle


when you f-ck so hard milk starts coming out of the girl’s br–sts.
i did her farmstyle, and then we used the milk to create some organic yogurt! so creamy.
dairy perfection, forged by decades of hard work, generations of knowhow, a pinch of true love and the unflinching dedication of 90 farmer families.
“that farmstyle greek yogurt literally changed my life bro. i took one bite, awe-cried until i p-ssed out, and woke up my best self. so creamy.”
partic-p-ting in exploitative and grotesque s-xual acts with farm animals, who are incapable of consent but are resigned to their fate of s-xual slavery .
how do you have s-x with a sheep? farmstyle.

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