fart poisoning
a common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appet-te and occasional vomiting. can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.
dad had steak and apricots last night, so i’m going to take some hydroxyzine and advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.
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