fart swap


noun: 1. the act of placing one’s b-ttocks and -n-s against another and p-ssing flatulence into the other person’s -n-s, whether via spreading of the b-ttocks and pressing r-ct-ms together or through use of another device, such as tubing or straws. 2. an unending task.
1. the wife finally let me fart swap with her last night. 2. filling out these schedules every week is such a fart swap.

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