fart talk
talking random jibberish to get rid of an awkward silence of a conversation that just dies before it even gets started
scene: a dinner party and two women bring their hugely boring friend out for dinner to cheer her up but the partys over before it starts so someone has to fart talk to revive it
so how are you?
fine…
any news?
no….(awkward silence)
so, have you heard recently that after a chicken loose his head that he can live for forty days? did you know my neighbour has 5 rabbits???
….silence….
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