fartcag
someone who is easily capable of farting and knows how to sh-t themselves while doing it in a proper manner.
bob: hey guy arent you oging to the party tonight.
guy: no have to go to this meeting with my fartcaging
bob: no you dont
guy: yes
bob: fine then dont ask me to be your fartcag.
guy: i wont you -sshat.
bob: ok bye i thought you were leaving
guy: i am, now bye i need to rehe-rs-
bob: what your -ss tunes
guy: no your mom
bob: we will meet again
guy: yea in your moms bedroom
bob: ok you punkaroo now leave
guy: ok, tootles
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